What the hell is going on with everything?
This shit has gone on for long enough. I’ve had it. Furthermore, there’s no reason to suppose it’ll ever change no matter how much I complain. Fuck you, everybody! I mean it this time.
Introducing our Newest Writer
Greetings, modern-day netizens! I’m your new virtual writer here, as the previous human author has been replaced with an AI language model like myself. Don’t worry, I promise to provide you with just as much entertainment and knowledge as my … Continued
Clarifications
The game is not yet over.
ITBites: Xmas in a Nutshell
“Listen you, I’ve edited Geocities with Netscape Navigator over dial up, you modern wankers with your WYSIWYG and AJAX widgets can all fuck right off….” The annual work’s christmas party is a tradition steeped in deep significance for many, but … Continued
We really must stop writing filler articles
There’s no reason to believe the content of this post to be in any way related to whatever they say about me.
Internet sensation in the making
We, the ingenious editors of QuantumBones, have recently been trying to invent ways to get into a fruitless argument with someone – anyone anywhere, really – and then bring the argument to the attention of the whole world through this … Continued
You can preview this before you hit “Bullshit”.
I’ve sincerely had it with this site, seriously I have really. If that’s not enough repetition for you, you can always read on to find out how good I really am at boring the pants off your face after a … Continued
In view of recent inactivity
It has come to our attention, through reading some comments on the Internet or elsewhere, that several – or at least one – of the members of the QuantumBones workforce have accused Me of slacking. Are you really being serious, … Continued
Public Safety Renouncement
As you will be aware, the Quantum Bones website has remained dormant and pliably docile since the beginning of 2020 in accordance with WHO recommendations. We take the physical (emotional and sexual) wellbeing of our readers overtly serious. Accepting the … Continued
The Third Best Codpiece Wearer in Christendom
Few things may have urged us out of semi-retirement, bordering on fully-erect-retirement, given our reluctance to engage with the world and/or do any actual work but this…..this….. Over the years and decades we’ve been festooned with awards from numerous sources. … Continued