We haz hacked your website, your files and your webcam (tut tut, you dirty bastard). Pay us 5 million SkibidiCryptoCoins or everyone else is going to see what you get up to when your partner is off to romba class. … Continued
The confidentiality of IT security is like guarding a dragon’s treasure hoard except the treasure is data, and the dragon is probably just Gary from accounting with a coffee-stained tie. Only knights (or in this case, authorised people) are allowed … Continued
“Listen you, I’ve edited Geocities with Netscape Navigator over dial up, you modern wankers with your WYSIWYG and AJAX widgets can all fuck right off….” The annual work’s christmas party is a tradition steeped in deep significance for many, but … Continued
The staff of QuantumBones has been oppressed in more ways than one. The latest “improvement” to our working conditions was the Hit Counter, a newfangled internet widget-piglet that counts how many times people have clicked an individual article. Read on … Continued
“I made a move to caress her pulsating hot intelligence – only to find out, to my horror, that my own credibility wasn’t anywhere near its peak. To put it bluntly – it was limp.” How many times have you … Continued
We all come into contact with people who make us feel uneasy in our working environment, people who make you feel on edge each time they enter the room, those who very voice grates like an early 90’s New Romantics … Continued
Hi, I’m Heath, Head of IT at QuantumBones, and I will be bringing you our new regular section on dealing with all aspects of Information Technology as well as social etiquette within the Office. I hope you’ll join us and … Continued